A Tribute to Sourdough Starters...Wherever You Are

Once upon a time a little Belmont Shorean dreamt of a martini brunch. She had visions of cinnamon rolls and croissants dancing in her head...of pastries and sugary icing on the lips of all her friends. And, it was all thanks to a romantic dinner date at Roman Cucina, where she had tasted the inspiration for such an event, an espresso martini. A martini that would tantalize all her friends.

Okay, so I can drop the princess act, but the dreamy espresso martini needs to get all the glory it is due. It was so delicious that after a couple of sips, my mini notebook came out to play. A party was born!

After playing around with some yummy ideas that would bring this martini brunch to fruition, I decided on a sweet round and a savory round. Of course, the espresso martini would pair with the sweet breakfast appetizers...blueberry muffins, cinnamon rolls, monkey bread and fruit with dip. The savory course was filled with bacon, latkes, cheese souffles, and ham pastries; this would be paired with a champagne cocktail.

Grandma's blueberry muffins would be so cute. I even purchased silver muffin cups and turquoise sugar crystals to go with the motif.

As I got everything ready, I laughed with Sue about the grocery shopping adventure! She had come up the night before and shopped with me...I would be remiss if I didn't mention our fun and merriment! So, we dashed out to the store for all the yummies. First stop, Trader Joe's and we found potato latkes that would be so much easier than the potato bites Tracy wanted! (A quick text to get approval and we would be solid!) Sue and I picked up the rest of the ingredients and payed the bill. Off to Ralph's for everything else. As we walked in to the cheese rounder, I screamed, "We forgot the latkes!!!" We run out and leave the cart for a mad dash to TJ's. All I can say is they are going to be closed! Sue thinks we will be fine, but I don't agree. It's about 8:56 PM...they close at 9! We raced there and I kicked Sue out of the car by the door. She's yelling, "I don't have any money!" I just yell back, "Who cares, just get the latkes," as a guy closes the door behind her! I pulled the car around to a spot and realized that if I want the latkes, I will have to get her money. I run up to the door and flash a $20 bill through the crack in the door. A guy that works there is cracking up at the crazy ladies running and yelling about latkes! (P.S. I will save you the time of reading the whole post and let you know that the latkes were well worth the drama!!) We went back to Ralph's and our cart was still there...we busted up about our crazy adventure. We thought the drama was over until we got to the alcohol aisle. Apparently, making espresso martinis was going to be the most difficult and expensive "fricking" inspiration! We ended up buying so many different bottles because we weren't sure what would be right. Finally, it was time to go home and crash.

Up early the next morning, to start the festivities. Most everything was just heated in the oven, so the muffins got my full attention...and when I read 'add enough sourdough starter from crock' as a direction you better believe they got my full attention. In fact they got the full attention of everybody in the whole household! AHHHHHH! What the heck!! Plan B...thank goodness my grandma had two blueberry muffin recipes. This next one, however, had seaweed as an ingredient! Huh!?!? Okay, the little princess that dreamt about this pretty party didn't factor in seaweed...

So, the muffins, sans the seaweed, were quite easy. After pulling them from the oven, they looked so beautiful with their silver coats and turquoise sugar caps! I placed them on a cake pedestal for all to admire...truly a princess brunch treat. But after a bite, Baby Bear would've thought they were too dense and Mama Bear would've thought they weren't sweet enough, but Papa Bear would've thought they were just right...well, maybe he would've said they needed seaweed! Hee hee...

All in all, the inspiration lived up to its dream and everyone enjoyed themselves.

By the way, my mom shared the "sourdough starter" story. It was something women kept in crocks and used to make breads. These starters were shared with friends and neighbors to then be shared again and again. Oh, to live in a time when people shared bread...

As it stands~
guests- 5
emotions- 1
mistakes- 1 (but does it really count; I mean who has sourdough starter in a crock?)
meltdowns- 1 (the latkes, of course!)
recipes- 1
recipes to date- 10

The Recipe~

1 3/4 cup flour
2 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp allspice
6 tbsp honey (sugar would've been better; needed the sweet!)
3/4 tsp kelp (need I say more)
3/4 cup milk
1/3 cup oil or shortening
1 cup blueberries
1 egg, slightly beaten
1/2 tsp lemon peel

In a mixing bowl, stir together flour, 1/4 cup honey, baking powder, kelp and allspice. Make a well in the center. Combine milk, egg, and oil and pour into well. Stir to moisten. Combine blueberries, remaining honey and lemon peel. Stir into batter. Spoon into muffin pans, filling 2/3rds full. Bake at 400 degrees until golden brown.